arranging a tray of blue frosted cupcakes in order of which had most and least frosting. there were 12 left. on a baking tray. i had only 30 seconds. different shades of blue. i really wanted to eat one, mostly the frosting (the most frosted one in a pinecone shape, dark blue) but theperson ordering me to do it was going to take at least 6
had a terrible job organizing furniture and cleaning, installing carpet in a small room in a stupid museum.. there were cats
dismantling a wall of fancy orange wood planks my mother had assembled
different shades of orange, some shiny
the planks falling over each other, us leaning on our faces against the wall on the planks kneeling?
assembling tables and pillows along the wall. whoops, spilled acid glue...
each time people enter my house they say "i feel there's a cat here" but theres not, so we came to the conclusion theres a cat ghost
the other night i floated out above mybody while sleeping the cat crawled all over me with incredible terrifying pressure it was a drowning feeling. twice from my head to my feet and back, a green and white pressure? rushing sound?
January 21, 2011
January 17, 2011

up through layer after layer of drop ceilings, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 .... 14, 15, with objects between each ceiling and floor to kill the queen's most treasured object
followed by an invisible time bomb revealed when i jumped into a decorative pool outside lincoln center
preparing with 7 other people to slaughter a whale in the woods, on 2occasions, but when the birds stopped making noise andall the animals disappeared we knew that the army was waiting with machine guns or whatever
i was the only person equipped to run and with great difficulty leap into the sky, chased by planes and some guy on a green bmx bike,
decorative desserts and beverages, going home one last time before leaping out of the warehouse ceiling to bust through to assasinate whoever
yellow warehouse, brown and black beams, rust, pink dark parts inside, pulling someone into the bathroom "get out of here i'm on a mission"
waiting outside in squares of sunshine on a green lawn chair "i'll give the sunshine TO YOUUUUUUU" i was told
January 14, 2011
OOOO EEEEEEUUUHHHUYRE
charcoal snot phoenix flowing into the sky was responsible for having killed the soot covered general and the only way i could revive him was by carrying a mattress around and trying to get him to come out and walk with me in the woods so as to not be a corpse on moss covered ferny rocks
"tha phoenix"indicated the possibility of revival even after some charcoal related illness or assasination of the team of a young child and this helmet wearing general
IF a guy walks into a bar askingquestions about the SNOT PHOENIX what am i supposed to do
it was the first day of 7th grade. school was scheduled umntil 6pm and it was a lot of effort not to burst into tears when remembering that fact. all day long we had worksheets about OURSELVES and i got stumped for 3x as long as the other kids on the question " Imagine you are designing a game; in what case can the rules be Blue?" my handwriting was disorderly and kept jumping back onto itself as i explained that since i have synesthesia with words and colors its very easy for me to design this game, it would simply be a race, pink book and brown book; the next question gave the answer and asked us to reflect on the discrepancy in this impossibility
i moved into or out of a house where the shower was built over a hard wood floor and i wondered nervously while showering about disgusting water damage and mold, additionally my roommate put all my towels and clothes in the shower with me, by the edges, they were slowly getting soaked. i luv hot water
in other news i skimmed a boring book supposedly about SEX butjust about being excited about talking about sex
"tha phoenix"indicated the possibility of revival even after some charcoal related illness or assasination of the team of a young child and this helmet wearing general
IF a guy walks into a bar askingquestions about the SNOT PHOENIX what am i supposed to do
it was the first day of 7th grade. school was scheduled umntil 6pm and it was a lot of effort not to burst into tears when remembering that fact. all day long we had worksheets about OURSELVES and i got stumped for 3x as long as the other kids on the question " Imagine you are designing a game; in what case can the rules be Blue?" my handwriting was disorderly and kept jumping back onto itself as i explained that since i have synesthesia with words and colors its very easy for me to design this game, it would simply be a race, pink book and brown book; the next question gave the answer and asked us to reflect on the discrepancy in this impossibility
i moved into or out of a house where the shower was built over a hard wood floor and i wondered nervously while showering about disgusting water damage and mold, additionally my roommate put all my towels and clothes in the shower with me, by the edges, they were slowly getting soaked. i luv hot water
in other news i skimmed a boring book supposedly about SEX butjust about being excited about talking about sex
January 11, 2011
talasttingtala
of last nights was finding out that the milk company had discontinued whole milk and also skim milk. the only products they shipped were 1% or 2% and something called Sweet Redness which was a sweetened milk drink only bought by arab or egyptian dads.
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