June 27, 2010

lassieniise

in a mental institution (population: 3) which resembled h's orangely dimly lit room, some fool was wrestling me in a bed (!) to inject me with something (there were guards, like a panel of judges, sitting by the wall) and I said no STOP get OFF UGHHH PLEASE STOP but they did it anyway, in my straitjacketed shoulder

directly after, the doctor or whoever was being wrestled with the same thing by someone else and he said NO STOP PLEASE GET OFF UGHHH but they got him

the other inmates were my two friends, or three? in purple pajamas, and then i and my old neighbors and lots of my friends were going to have a sleepover in the room (which was now the same room but the upstairs of a possibly off the books tattoo parlor--subplot with youtube comments in japanese delineating the map of the young girls' date in a song called "onna no ko no kisetsu"; the date was in rainy downtown bing)

iw. who had shaved his face looked at me apologetically and said well, i have to go driving now. (in waterproof hat / coat) (there is less traffic at night) i said aww ok but take care be careful. i went to sleep on my stomach on the floor but decided, "why do this?" and went to a bed which was free.

AFTER THAT

in the underworld i was the guide with ink in one hand leading princess a. with the other hand through red and green and black caves of weirdly yellowly lit danger, with incomprehensible variety of threatening people staring at us, whom i warded off with my ink, splattering or drawing lines (?) as i lead her to the end

this was a terrifying journey which took a long time

at the end was the other princess, naked, with amnesia, standing around smiling at us and asking who we were. i had to continue to stay with princess a. and ward off the other people (who were lurking around, coming closer i think) in case princess a. should fail to have patience with the other princess, or if she got heartbroken and believed that the other princess really had forgotten her. they talked for a while.

AT LONG LAST the spell was broken and bells rang, the other princess remembered princess a., they were reunited at last, and we hurried back along the lines i had drawn to the exit and the road where our car was parked. it had to be an unbroken line, but i cheated a little... like when a brush barely scrapes the surface, but some ink is left, but it's not really the same. that was what i had done. but it was fine. we got out.

June 25, 2010

killllllllllllllllllllllllldiiiiiiiiiiiinger



uhhhhhuh

TOOISH NEVERSAW __ ____ _____

OOOH

HOOAAAAAHHHHGHGHGOOOAHGHGHROGHGHRAGHO


NO NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


i had to scream at a man out my window just now it SUCKED

June 22, 2010

soso soSOsoslosseo


mumumumwaaaa
maidrubiu

eeeau

jes jet det

CUAL

QUEE

CLARO

ROSTER

Mizhazhjlo
Rodadro

Old Bro

Lo Ren Zo

i urooote ooooun somooooonnnnoooolso

but

NO NO NO AND NO

NO NO!!!!!

bigger NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

June 20, 2010

bbbbbbuuuuut???????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RKLkcXh3-U

gums dreams

last night in my dream a front tooth broke off, painfully and scarily, and i looked at it and it looked kind of like a corn kernel, rotten inside

and i freaked out and flailed and asked the people i was with to take me somewhere, but what to do?!?! the doctor?!?! the dentist?! the hospital? the dentist made us wait and wait i think, or was just a possibility that he (he he) would

and then my gums came out in plates kind of, first the front row, then the top sides, then the rows on the bottom, dark and bloody plates of my teeth, my mouth even felt sore and stung a little and i tasted the blood taste and freaked as i held plates (??) of teeth in my hand

and the doctor or dentist or whoever said "aha, your teeth are breaking and coming out because you fear decay. you fear the decay of your body, and here are your bloody gums!"
i had to manage them, put them back in and eat with them, like dentures, but it hurt, pretty nerve-wracking too, and also i was at a resort or in a social situation, at a constant party maybe, for this half of my dreams

when i woke up i was sure it was still true and was so resigned to dealing with it, my bloody plate-gums

June 8, 2010

stru

hog maw lapdance makes the most

DOLLAAAAZZZ$$$$$

ho hum dot de do

brine rub rost
pork most
bro forth

leather rub month hut much butt lump undergrunt fool scrunchboth

oooo i know most
celibate brooklyn

June 6, 2010

rodadroo

hugo

yo my man

let me know

shmo ma'am joe

June 5, 2010

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