January 30, 2010

mousse make

choco take
anything less is thoroughly fake

in the museum a long time ago in an exhibit about sea life
the panorama of walrus likenesses told us
"Walruses pile on top of each other, even when there is room to spread out."

mousse make!! NEV ache!!

the king

who's the KING?

cran ranch

hear me out
shadow box show

ooooooo box whoops

cold 'fro

chariot blast

on the bus things had froze, thought about scuttling
scuttling like crabs or better yet lobsters
n wrote: "avoidance dance dance a void dance avoidance dance avoid dance"
huuuuuuuuuhhh
granny grit
i'm sick of it!


took an hour to go home and the door hurt

January 25, 2010

urn hand

auuuuughghghgh

works so hard all day long
fair game lady bloom yearns

watering can, get off my lawn!
it eeeeearns

i dreamed

nervously that there were trains and overworked employees delivering the food for thugsgiving
i went to brhrs house and this sketchy manhattan man was there with black hair and books and nice clothes and slightly messy accessories
and a black dog that didnt trust me
(i saw the dog later today, on the 15 home)
and i said where is he where is he and the manhattan father with all his books and his confusing house directed me somewhere
i was getting TEXT MESSAGES: too many to respond to
i went down in the train it was wet and dark and the signal disappeared
dogs and bears keep coming back

urst a of ool

teacher called me coatlin keezley

it rained the roof leaks

January 24, 2010

no doggs allwood

broozneez nun blisterheels
termarrer hat starts
oh PLEASE

land kernel swapped
rini deal

ill likelyhood
not allwood

January 22, 2010

prowlific

take down madladder
cut that cord
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

shake yuuuuppieeeee

bbad dreams

so last week i got these new scissors for k. spa

dreamed we visited our friends and their house had been horribly renovated to be dark and empty yet occupied with parents and a computer i used for 3 hours without realizing it

then dreamed we were at a sleepover in the summer and my friend slept on the floor it took up several buildings and i wore a school uniform i had a bicycle and my friend had a snake in a greenhouse
we were in a girls' locker room
a man was there harassing us girls as we changed clothes
so i cursed him out and told him i would kick his ass and i grabbed my new scissors...
and he leaned forward and dared me to slice him in the neck and i did! yikes.. so i had to run away on heelys and i almost didnt get out of there
it was a summer resort, lot of stone and driveways, sunny summer day
smooth riding on heelys

real bad!!
today looked at my scissors with suspicion

don't chew there

we came back in the sun
i am told possums have unique features
13 nipples and whiteface
sure are scary

isn't that something

slope hope

durn hurted paste office provides what we need

Hard Hat Harry told us!

it was not to be believed
or he sure was not!
imeanholymoly

we ate raw egg

January 21, 2010

hang ur head

"the dress barn"
reads quality
haste meringue

i can feel em

hedge meringue

requires molasses
them's the breaks!

shuffleboard

leg room
learn to groom
real stressed out from his tiny room

ooo i made cookies

January 20, 2010

urge




people surge
http://www.mediahacker.org/2010/01/video-the-morning-after-haiti-earthquake-victims-can-only-rely-on-each-other/

dressmaker II

sleevs

sleaves

snot herder

cold room remedy plant undersmeller
commission commission? well what do u want anyway???

bears

we talked about bears.

i dreamed about a cousin on one. a big brown

and we were underwater, and fishtanks
she was telling me the details

also people talked about bears suddenly coming out onto the street and would you be scared

i would not!

shear ye huss

land clanker have no patience for misuse
so never even think about trying that out
because i tell you

buddy

we mean it
we mean business

really we

January 19, 2010

suds

tramp lunge
act like a sponge
lick out of house and home--you hundred fudge

January 18, 2010

slap mango

in the fur business under a hat
comb calm happenings board streetcar marge
wind chill limb minutes ink rut roomage
aw shucks, jacket lass

real nice! on the range
what we said about icicle life. quite true
and today i got all these fruits i could make a fruit salad

it was the sweetest set of line dance crater lunch
aw shucks, i give up

sofa loaf

icicle life
got no strife
at this rate i'll be everyone's wife

January 17, 2010

sixty naaaaaaan

this one is 70
punch! ohhh ohohoho ohwww my guttt

teeklish

January 15, 2010

lass note

ddont forget the
pants pants pants pants pants pants pants
pur pants pants pants pants

shhhhhhhhhhshshshshhhhh

llurlurlure out the durr

ddreams

train went aboveground i was encumbered with children

(a famous man tried to hold me up for cash when we were the only people in the train car. i pulled out MY gun and threatened him! he was sheepish as heck)

encumbered with children, what was i saying
silky ones, i had one and my goal was three, or i already had three, there were sewage problems locally, and battleship-dressed superheroes on various train lines, they were all jerks (it was urgent. we rolled down a hill as the train came... omission omission)
we ventured down in to the sewer to see the problems - splish-splash... contamination...
and the whole country was connected by underground tunnels, corrupt officials, we were--i hate to admit it--in asia
day care, hooligans, um... tunnels, wet tunnels, dirty tunnels, well-lit, patrolled, schoolyard fights in tunnels... children... and in fact towers too
and my living room, a hotel we visited- mildew smell we'll be leaving shortly

vain lady

sure sure them veins pop out blue as anything

green in fact (xanh la cay)

clutchy face eeching and eeating

nont forgut to dance-dance-dance-dance-dance-dance-dance-da-dance-dance-dance

whooooooo

January 14, 2010

lap it up

gander geese drive you up the WALL

someone gave me a rip-off-a-day calendar

full of liiiiiies


what whould you do aboutit? peeeegs

reprehensible

manglefangs lacks the strength heaving up the hill
dun give up! dun give in! do not lose the nerve!!

i write you off with a broom

catscab

isn't it flab
bouncing his flesh like a regular slab

at this rate i have the mumps on my face
seek seek you little parasites
eat no cherry no more

cranky pants
clergy

January 12, 2010

frenzy

not what it looks like!
that's for SURE

hat last thing

sno comb

up n a pile i lost my feengers
n my mooth

sed no words n no writting

just vomit all day every day time every time all day

"whoo" "barfff"

warmups

boot nowmback

if ur not careful

u become on o them oldfools
up n a house

shudder to think!
becareful becareful

lurgalurgalurgalurg

bird birdy bird n th eye
cranklefur mord smores under the brook crime
simply surprise me how hanz bench

out n the cold

January 11, 2010

new rule

"more nudity sometimes"

January 6, 2010

dont forget!



more on the emu

she had orange eyes and made a drum noise just thump thump
huge lady thumping right from the gut
big orange eyes

a swan bit me too one time on the foot, they're neighbors and they're cranky, i hear the two families across the street had a feud and they are trying to kill each other. sheeshgeese

i mean geez

they swans

have birds bit u?

geese

lard make soap
n loud loony
loudlard

honk honk honk is what theysaid

once an emu bit me

January 5, 2010

loonly

im loonly
at this rate i'll bein the loonly been
or the cabin feve cabin

if i had some legos i could bild a ladder or a super warm suit

sadmath

how long does it take per week
shriek week! good grief i don't like them teeth
when the air freezes that's most certainly got to be a bad sign indeed
butter bundle up no more shlurping for you kiddo
by the end i'll be a weak freak. ah sheesh
mop and down
them dogs just chew on mee

markchops

old sea-dog runs along real stressed out in his too small thong

slip! don't forget it!

timefor



brugglin breej



lil guuuuy

veenter

good bits n bad bits. gurg. bits. nib. moutside too chilly so we snowed in! or colded in

nant leave myhouse

bruggen murcellos

eentergnat bruggen dagnabbit
friggin tech nology

January 3, 2010

nuggudblugs

sall housewhiffs

wifestyles

bastors

n looyours

here here?!

badddreams

night before last dreamed lots of things including that housemate kept appearing outside the window with blue lights on his face standing insilence

even when i locked the door (nother one kept saying "hmph pay no attention")

he would just show up standing there

blue lights face


badddd!!!!

one friend says

she hates other peoples dreams!

and another couple say they likeit

baddreams

bad DREAMS

prologue dream involved flying repeatedly into the sky for this and that reason, at one point with a black haired professional chess player (girl bout my age) in tow on my what must have been a broom. there was sort of a war and the other side was winnin so i left my giggly fire drill class to go fly into the sky and me n the fed up chess player hopped out the bathroom window of this big castle into the stormy night (his dad sent an unsuccessful orange flare from big old dark car) to go hide out at a distance in the north with a bumbly woman who gave us away, she was a farmer.

woke up and when i came back some friends at a lame party were wondering while pulling filled champagne flutes repeatedly out of a box "what happened next?"

my side was the Northern and our drink in the one room was a milky champagne, unlike the bubbly one i looked at at the party which the Tdkjg Slkgjh Tlkjg Corps (words begin with letters but never knew the words, they were the other side) claimed as theirs. the 'factory'. something about a bus and 9:00 (oh and i gave EKG a pink cherry drink?? i made just for her, we walked half the brooklyn bridge in the sunset) and then quite suddenly i was in a big cage with all these kids

they ran around playing tag it was the end of the world maybe, real horrible, and then a little girl got stuck in some oozing condensed milk leaking from a pipe, this boy had to pull her out
one of the girls i was sitting with (we must have been experiments) had all kinds of keys and locks on her dress and it had to do with puberty
and then she looked out with horror "that's my father" (he had put his own child in here)
an old car slowly rolled by below us
in the driver's seat was a pink naked brain, her father (also he was a robot) and in the passenger's seat was jesus, who was a metal bowl of mildly boiling water

they had been in cohoots the whole time (even though many people had trusted one or the other)
from above we practiced spitting and vomiting at them but it made no difference because they slowly rolled to the dead end and the car stopped. they had come here to die
they turned to rust and died

cant tell the rest cause its too horrible for the internet

January 2, 2010

clanclanclank clog, clog, clog, clanclanclank

surdypurl pidgeon tool wafted up into my school. sweet aromas made us drool. we deedunt dare waltz but thought about it a lot

durdledurdur durdledurdur surf turns, take ten points off the grape line. nold hands.

old haaaands

manimals

map musk (bubble face) right right as gruelin' fools traipsnout. to crudgemumble. sort pork

lap that patients up wright you hear??!

surmellsbad in ere

monkey bank

puppy music creamy teethbreesh

shtoocold!!

nloud cat concentrate

whey there slick foot

ddont be so prolific

remembar that!!

ab tastic

sleddache n lazy river

flamous

choco rocks

January 1, 2010

lassnight

three guido sirs got lost on the way to bay ridge, lookin at the map mad confused, at dekalb station mutterin "dalkibo... dalkibo... shit cant find it"

"yo where is 86 street. 95 street. 88 street. this train goes there? half hour buddy half hour YEEEEEAH"
oversize champagne bottle in hand, n threw all up on the rawr train. yeah mannn YO WHOOOO

shook my hand!

slick hair puppies stomp, howl, flop, "don't worry we love ALL a youse guys" yell so loud n goofy no one could help smile

ten ton

rug ruggling lard masters took twinkletown by surprise. thees morning when i wook up nansaw thumb. white faces all happy in the blooparque.

nut mine, but....

solidly ok, kittens

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