December 24, 2010

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December 13, 2010

December 6, 2010

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November 12, 2010

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November 8, 2010

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meg mammalow gland bag

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7 STORY NORTH 20s MANSION HAVIN A BLUE PARTY SUNDAYE VENING SAND PEOPLE WITCHES IN UROOMS

brown affectionate bulldog with 5000 nipples snuggled me on top of a chain link fence

November 2, 2010

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September 28, 2010

September 27, 2010

September 24, 2010

August 23, 2010

moREo

CLOZONE
LOREONE
HOLO
MOBLOWNEO

GROZNON

HAG
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August 17, 2010

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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August 3, 2010

august

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i oz

in my dream the friend of the sick cat, eo nss mss, a nitrogen finger mutant in constant pain
snuck across the street to see the lego inventor
though all anyone ever did with legos was stupid projects
they could be used for so much more

he was a ghost
he was alone because he had been abandoned
i was the friend of the sick cat, was also the cat, tickled its face
the cat looked more like a hairy child, or had a childs face

came back (pepsi) to the cats insensitive family
oh did you go to see the man? mattresses hotel
but his house is so shiny and nice, imposing mansion on the hill
no, thats only the back entrance, the front side is like me, we're both ghosts

today is my wedding but i dont have a dress
look in all the closets of my old house (empty? dusty? dark?) nope nothing
shoes? hair? makeup? necklace? travel? pepsi-pepsi drives me over there in the dark
most weddings are on a sunny summer day. no ones anniversary is in the dead of winter

how will i be dressed. who will dress me up
i dont know how to do this stuff
i would just wear shorts. can i wear my sandals
things about looking nice: for the family, friends, other wedded people

i look at kids at play and thing "this is the day I get married"
the yellow dress someone found
though problems of spy infiltration, fights on a hotel upstairs, remain
EXPLOSION into white things. the white sharp thing coming up TODAY

August 2, 2010

July 29, 2010

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July 23, 2010

lloris

llast night i looked for a while in a mirror in the dark

the area around my eyes were just big dark black eye holes

they got bigger and bigger!

then the person in the mirror got longer and longer fingers, and furry, and bigger dark eyes, and pointy nose

it was a bushbaby!oh fuuuuuuck

July 21, 2010

big knife HA HA HA

oyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayo

big knife HA HA HA

oyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayo

''' FRANCE

July 15, 2010

chuck schumer

was an italian woman in my dream last night

explaining something with a not convincing face that said "i am very serious"

also my friend was driving a car, we had to go buy paint, we were in two teams, and we had to drive up a hill made of mud and a haystack and almost drove off a cliff, then we got out, there were waterfalls, and he ordered me to look for rocks in a lake, they were so heavy how could i even carry them up. such a bummer
chuck a bummer

nnnngg

July 14, 2010

June 27, 2010

lassieniise

in a mental institution (population: 3) which resembled h's orangely dimly lit room, some fool was wrestling me in a bed (!) to inject me with something (there were guards, like a panel of judges, sitting by the wall) and I said no STOP get OFF UGHHH PLEASE STOP but they did it anyway, in my straitjacketed shoulder

directly after, the doctor or whoever was being wrestled with the same thing by someone else and he said NO STOP PLEASE GET OFF UGHHH but they got him

the other inmates were my two friends, or three? in purple pajamas, and then i and my old neighbors and lots of my friends were going to have a sleepover in the room (which was now the same room but the upstairs of a possibly off the books tattoo parlor--subplot with youtube comments in japanese delineating the map of the young girls' date in a song called "onna no ko no kisetsu"; the date was in rainy downtown bing)

iw. who had shaved his face looked at me apologetically and said well, i have to go driving now. (in waterproof hat / coat) (there is less traffic at night) i said aww ok but take care be careful. i went to sleep on my stomach on the floor but decided, "why do this?" and went to a bed which was free.

AFTER THAT

in the underworld i was the guide with ink in one hand leading princess a. with the other hand through red and green and black caves of weirdly yellowly lit danger, with incomprehensible variety of threatening people staring at us, whom i warded off with my ink, splattering or drawing lines (?) as i lead her to the end

this was a terrifying journey which took a long time

at the end was the other princess, naked, with amnesia, standing around smiling at us and asking who we were. i had to continue to stay with princess a. and ward off the other people (who were lurking around, coming closer i think) in case princess a. should fail to have patience with the other princess, or if she got heartbroken and believed that the other princess really had forgotten her. they talked for a while.

AT LONG LAST the spell was broken and bells rang, the other princess remembered princess a., they were reunited at last, and we hurried back along the lines i had drawn to the exit and the road where our car was parked. it had to be an unbroken line, but i cheated a little... like when a brush barely scrapes the surface, but some ink is left, but it's not really the same. that was what i had done. but it was fine. we got out.

June 25, 2010

killllllllllllllllllllllllldiiiiiiiiiiiinger



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TOOISH NEVERSAW __ ____ _____

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HOOAAAAAHHHHGHGHGOOOAHGHGHROGHGHRAGHO


NO NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


i had to scream at a man out my window just now it SUCKED

June 22, 2010

soso soSOsoslosseo


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CUAL

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CLARO

ROSTER

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Rodadro

Old Bro

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NO NO NO AND NO

NO NO!!!!!

bigger NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

June 20, 2010

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RKLkcXh3-U

gums dreams

last night in my dream a front tooth broke off, painfully and scarily, and i looked at it and it looked kind of like a corn kernel, rotten inside

and i freaked out and flailed and asked the people i was with to take me somewhere, but what to do?!?! the doctor?!?! the dentist?! the hospital? the dentist made us wait and wait i think, or was just a possibility that he (he he) would

and then my gums came out in plates kind of, first the front row, then the top sides, then the rows on the bottom, dark and bloody plates of my teeth, my mouth even felt sore and stung a little and i tasted the blood taste and freaked as i held plates (??) of teeth in my hand

and the doctor or dentist or whoever said "aha, your teeth are breaking and coming out because you fear decay. you fear the decay of your body, and here are your bloody gums!"
i had to manage them, put them back in and eat with them, like dentures, but it hurt, pretty nerve-wracking too, and also i was at a resort or in a social situation, at a constant party maybe, for this half of my dreams

when i woke up i was sure it was still true and was so resigned to dealing with it, my bloody plate-gums

June 8, 2010

stru

hog maw lapdance makes the most

DOLLAAAAZZZ$$$$$

ho hum dot de do

brine rub rost
pork most
bro forth

leather rub month hut much butt lump undergrunt fool scrunchboth

oooo i know most
celibate brooklyn

June 6, 2010

rodadroo

hugo

yo my man

let me know

shmo ma'am joe

June 5, 2010

May 29, 2010

mmulcherhockh

chew it
EAT IT

i saw a dying rat outside the train, thought it was dead already but actually it kept just gasping every few seconds. its eyes were wide open, its little teeth were showing

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May 22, 2010

bignames


O HO

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May 17, 2010

April 29, 2010

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mutiny mutiny MUTINY MUTINY MUTINY

April 28, 2010

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JOzUUUUUUUUUUUU

ghak heek

"We have to trust our law enforcement"


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SHUUUUU

soapitup ogre

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

April 14, 2010

ebbril fleurs

the hwitehwuns are like mapril 2001

sno what

hhhal

HAL

April 1, 2010

internet dreams

the internet used to be a short silver stepladder we had to hold at a 45 degree angle, it was heavy and the crystals were arranged on the steps so they would catch the electricity and we dialed up numbers and the crystals caught pictures for the screen, even though it was old it wasn't too slow, you could still play games

when the blizzard was going to come in my dream last night i held the stepladder in dialup like old times from the top of a tall building that was getting greener and grayer as it became evening and the blizzard was coming but it (the old method) was surprisingly unreliable

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NO!!!!!

SHUT UP!!!!!!!

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